“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
-Rita Rudner
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read”
-Groucho Marx
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted”
-Sian Ford
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
-John Steinbeck
“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.”
-Unknown
“The more people I meet the more I like my dog”
-Unknown
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.”
-Bonnie Schacter
It’s that time of year again, the holidays are nearly upon us. Boxes of decorations and ornaments are being bought, pulled down from the attic and closets and strewn about the house in preparation. But, it is important to remember that pets are nosy creatures and we need to keep them safe from harm during this time.
The following articles has some great tips for keeping your pets safe this holiday, its definitely worth a read.
Many pet owners that have exhausted all other options with their hyperactive and anxiety filled pets are now turning to Prozac. Yes, you heard us right, Prozac for pets. If your pet has been having issues and you are not sure what else you can do, it might be time to reconsider your options.
“As more pet owners are investing time and money into pet care, there has been a steady rise in antidepressants prescribed for both dogs and cats. Prozac and other related drugs are given to zoo animals and pets suffering from everything from separation anxiety, to aggression and obsessive-compulsive disorders. ”
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all night, ordering the same drinks, drinking them and ordering another load untill suddenly the giraffe falls off his stool and lies unconscious on the floor.
The man gets up of his stool and heads for the door, The barman shouts at him as he heads out the door ‘You can’t leave that lyin’ ‘ere!’ to which the man replies, ‘Its not a lion its a giraffe!
A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack”. The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”.
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”.
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?”
The man says, “Ten years, ten years I’ve been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her.”
The bartender says “Geez, what did you say.”
The man says ” I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!”
