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		<title>Drunk Giraffe</title>
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		<title>Fire Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog&#8217;s duties might be. &#8220;They use him to keep crowds back,&#8221; said one youngster. &#8220;No,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is That your Dog?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Cat&#8217;s Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 21:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Newspaper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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