“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.” — Robert Benchley “My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how [...]

“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.” -Unknown “The more people I meet the more I like my dog” -Unknown “I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” -Bonnie Schacter

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.” –Sigmund Freud “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Anybody who doesn’t know [...]