Pets in the News Archives


Funny Pet Quotes #222

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
-Rita Rudner
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read”
-Groucho Marx
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not [...]

Keep Pets Safe Around Decorations

It’s that time of year again, the holidays are nearly upon us. Boxes of decorations and ornaments are being bought, pulled down from the attic and closets and strewn about the house in preparation. But, it is important to remember that pets are nosy creatures and we need to keep them safe from harm during [...]

Pets on Prozac

Many pet owners that have exhausted all other options with their hyperactive and anxiety filled pets are now turning to Prozac. Yes, you heard us right, Prozac for pets.  If your pet has been having issues and you are not sure what else you can do, it might be time to reconsider your options.
“As more [...]

Naughty Pets

A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack”. The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”.
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”.
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink like you [...]

Pet Factoids

Most domestic dogs are capable of reaching speeds of 32 kms per hour when running flat out but the members of the greyhound family may reach speeds up to 70 kms per hour.
It is a common belief that cats are color blind.  However, recent research has shown that cats can see blue and green, and [...]

Cat Plays Grim Reaper at Nursing Home

Oscar the cat seems to predict when nursing home patients are about to die, by curling up close by during their last hours.
To date, his accuracy spans over 25 cases which has led the staff of the nursing home to call family members once he chooses someone. Usually it means the person has less than [...]