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		<title>Random Pet Trivia</title>
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		<title>Useless Pet Facts #125</title>
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		<title>Pet Spider Becomes Part of Family</title>
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		<title>Useless Pet Facts #103</title>
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		<title>School Athlete Has a Bear for a Playmate</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;High school athlete Josh Herbert isn&#8217;t easily intimidated by opponents, not when he has a 6-foot-5, 450-pound bear for a playmate&#8230;&#8221; >> Read the full story here. Now that&#8217;s a cool pet!]]></description>
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