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		<title>Funny Pet Quotes #222</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.&#8221;
    -Rita Rudner
&#8220;Outside of a dog, a book is man&#8217;s best friend. Inside of a dog, it&#8217;s too dark to read&#8221;
    -Groucho Marx
&#8220;Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trust Your Dog, He Knows</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If your dog doesn&#8217;t like someone you probably shouldn&#8217;t either.&#8221;
    -Unknown 
&#8220;The more people I meet the more I like my dog&#8221;
    -Unknown 
&#8220;I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn&#8217;t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keep Pets Safe Around Decorations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s that time of year again, the holidays are nearly upon us. Boxes of decorations and ornaments are being bought, pulled down from the attic and closets and strewn about the house in preparation. But, it is important to remember that pets are nosy creatures and we need to keep them safe from harm during [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pets on Prozac</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many pet owners that have exhausted all other options with their hyperactive and anxiety filled pets are now turning to Prozac. Yes, you heard us right, Prozac for pets.  If your pet has been having issues and you are not sure what else you can do, it might be time to reconsider your options.
&#8220;As more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk Giraffe</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He walks up to the bar and takes a seat, the giraffe does the same. The man orders a beer for himself and a double scotch for the giraffe. They both proceed to drink and after a while they order the same again. They continue all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty Pets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a bar and says &#8220;Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack&#8221;. The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says &#8220;Another&#8221;.
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says &#8220;Another&#8221;.
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, &#8220;Mister you drink like you [...]]]></description>
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