“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”
–Sigmund Freud

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
– Robert A. Heinlein

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
–Franklin P. Jones

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
– Ann Landers