“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
-Rita Rudner

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read”
-Groucho Marx

“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted”
-Sian Ford

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
-John Steinbeck